We have to hand it to Milton Street. He is truly a post-modern politician – maybe even closer to post-apocalyptic…None of that blatant pandering to a liberal or even a conservative constituency. No, his base is comprised of former felons and ex-offenders. A base that may not even be allowed to vote! Which is a pretty ballsy campaign strategy. This is definitely a new take on the prison-industrial complex…
But one thing is for certain, he won’t have any trouble putting together a staff in this town. We have plenty of public servants who have served time. Here are a few of Phunny Philly’s recommendations for new hires in a Milton Street administration:
Vince Fumo – finance chief or energy czar
Rick Mariano – revenue collection
John Perzel – parks and recreation
Daniel Castro – police commissioner
Mathew Clemmens (vomiting sports fan) – health department
Carl Greene – housing (though technically he’s not a criminal)
Corey Kemp – licenses and inspections
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