“Church Report Cites Social Tumult in Priest Scandals”

Posted: May 18, 2011 in Criminal Activity, Religiosity, Sex

A new report commissioned by Catholic bishops in the US seems to claim that those wild countercultural times back in the 60s and 70s are to blame for all that sexual abuse.  I guess being celibate used to be easy, but then when everyone else was “gettin’ it on” those poor priests just couldn’t control themselves.  Sounds completely reasonable….

Back in the day nobody even had sex so priests were all innocent like Bing Crosby in the movies.  But then came the evil Woodstock festival and all that anti-establishment craziness and suddenly it was free love all the time.  What’s a young priest to do?  Unfortunately the only potential partners available were altar boys, so, well, you know…

Makes you wonder what was REALLY going on at those guitar masses...

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