Guys eating poison “chalk”?!?  Threatening to butcher and eat the President!?!  Chester does appear to be a bit of a culinary wasteland, but does that mean the locals have to go loco in the locavore department?  And is it just a coincidence that there’s a local food purveyor by the name of Manly Fine Meats…?

Well, we may have to agree that the would-be cannibal has some valid policy questions, but his food politics make no sense at all.  If you’re roasting a politician (literally), you don’t want something scrawny and organic.  You want a nice fatty piece of meat.  You want to eat Republican!

Do you want the General So-so's or the extra Christie chicken?


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