Archive for November, 2011
“PLCB rolls out home delivery”
Posted: November 30, 2011 in Bidness, Eating/Drinking, SexTags: Pennsylvania Liquor Control Board home delivery booze milkman
Arlene Ackerman Caught on Tape at Unemployment Office!!!
Posted: November 29, 2011 in Edutainment, Philebrity/Celebrity, Skool DistrickTags: arlene ackerman unemployment philadelphia school district
Whaddya mean she isn’t entitled to unemployment?!?! She WAS fired ya know.
Strawberry Mansion soon to be renamed Blackberry McMansion!!! (or maybe Brewerytown North?)
Posted: November 28, 2011 in Bidness, Hou$ing/Real E$tate, PolitricksTags: strawberry mansion brewerytown philadelphia westrum chaka fattah darrell clarke development gentrification
Just remember, you heard it here first. Don’t believe us? Well latte da…
In nearby Brewerytown, this…
Will soon look like this…
And the redevelopment will just keep marching north. In addition to a new area supermarket, Chaka Fattah recently got his $5 million grant to spruce up the SEPTA station at 33rd and Dauphin. And one of his political donors owns acres of land in the area (thanks in no small part to city hall). That donor also claims to be the ”Largest residential developer in Philadelphia…,” and is the only developer on the city’s zoning code commission (appointed by Anna Verna herself). According to the developer’s website, “…Westrum has spearheaded the quest to revitalize under-utilized urban areas into thriving neighborhoods through creative real estate development.”
Westrum may have been biding his time, but it seems a harmonic convergence of gentrification may now be upon us. We suspect, however, that some of the residents of those “under-utilized neighborhoods” may not be all that enthusiastic about the coming “improvements.”
Philly 2050: What will the future bring?
Posted: November 22, 2011 in Edutainment, Green, Style, Urban Blight/BlingTags: philadelphia 2050 future phila2035 utopia dystopia
Today’s Metro has a front page re-imagining of Philadelphia in the year 2050 (okay, it’s really New York, but let’s not quibble). It’s quite a lovely vision – shiny solar glass towers with green roofs and powered by the wind. It’s clear Philly is on track to become a sleek, green, urban utopia in just 40 years! We’re well on our way with Philadelphia2035. And within just a couple of years we won’t even be using metal subway tokens and maybe have citywide WIFI — how modern is that!?! By 2050 we’ll be totally FANTAS-FUTURIS-TIC!
We realize there are some cynics out there ranting about our economic problems, crumbling infrastructure, shale fracking, and violent crime. But, hellloooo? We’re talking about the future here, and the future is always bright! Maybe you should educate yourselves and read some Aldous Huxley or George Orwell so you can see just how amazing the future can be.
We know people can have different visions of the future and things may not be so great right now, but it can only get better….right?
“Philadelphia nonprofit announces $20 million scholarship campaign”
Posted: November 21, 2011 in Bidness, Edutainment, Politricks, Skool DistrickTags: children's scholarship fund philadelphia lottery choice private catholic schools
The Children’s Scholarship Fund Philadelphia is set to raise $20,000,000 to provide tuition funds for 10,000 students, which is GREAT! 20 million bucks is a lot of money and each student will get…umm…10 into 20 is….ummm…Oh!! Only $2000 per student???! What private school are they going to go to for that kind of money?!?
Well, CSFP lists over 200 participating schools on their website – from “Germantown Friends” all the way to “Crooked Places Made Straight Christian Academy.” According to philly.com the average tuition amongst those schools is only $2800. But if Quaker schools charge roughly $20,000 and Catholic schools get $2800 at a MINIMUM, how do you come up with an AVERAGE of $2800 a year? (A 2009 study showed the average tuition at the least expensive Christian schools was over $5,000.)
I’m a product of public schools, myself, and my math is not that great so maybe I’m just missing something here…Why don’t they just put that money into targeted public schools?
At least the program insures that students are fully qualified to attend the school of their choice because scholarships are awarded based on…A LOTTERY?!?! Well, I guess if Mom has the wherewithal to fill out the application then Junior will be welcome anywhere his $2000 will take him – pay no attention to those class size restrictions, academic requirements, or waiting lists.
Why does this smell like a scam?
Are Your Readers Being Served: Inquirer, Daily News move to Strawbridges
Posted: November 15, 2011 in Bidness, Philebrity/Celebrity, StyleTags: philadelphia media network inquirer daily news strawbridge building
The obituary of the print newspaper is constantly being written because they don’t seem to be able to make any money. Well, don’t put our local dailies to bed just yet! They’re innovating in a big way — kudos to Philadelphia Media Network Inc. for thinking outside the box and putting their newsroom in a department store! The square footage lost by the editorial staff will be more than made up for by the square footage devoted to retail. I can’t wait to get my new philly.com wear (who needs PINK couture, when you can have P-INQ)!
Might we also suggest you consider investing in a large pipe organ…
Nittany Liars?
Posted: November 8, 2011 in Criminal Activity, Philebrity/Celebrity, SportsTags: penn state sex abuse scandal nittany lions sandusky gricar paterno
The actions of Jerry Sandusky are horrifying, but the possibility that he was aided and abetted by a possible cover-up makes it that much worse. This scandal is huge. A sainted coach, a winning college football team, a disappeared district attorney and a sex abuse scandal. You know that there has to be some project in development in Hollywood as we speak. Robert DeNiro as Joe Pa?
Why do we insist on creating heroes in America? There are no heroes, there are just regular people. Some are very, very good and some are very, very bad and some masquerade as one when in fact they’re the other.